British Pound

The British Pound is a maneuver at the end of sex when the male nuts and then proceeds to throw tea bags on the woman. Then he pisses on the tea bags. And there you have a British pound.

Charly was not happy when I gave her a British pound.

by Leg3ndAssass1n October 17, 2020

British Bager

Bager is Danish word for baker and is also a Slovenian word for excavator.
The British part can be used as an insult since British people are NOT funny and NOT cool for example a British Bager is a NOT cool baker or a NOT cool excavator

John: "Hey did you here about that guy called British Bager?"
Tim: "Yeah, I heard he's a wanker"
*British Bager walks in the room*
John and Tim: "FUCK OFF BAGER!"

by Not leonbastard August 30, 2022

The British Apocolypse

The British Apocolypse is KFC running out of chicken all across Britain. This is a real thing. People from the Isle of Wight are outraged as they only have one KFC, as well as other islands.

The British Apocolypse is upon us lot

by TorraForSomeReason February 26, 2018

british-ish

something somewhat pertaining to british culture, such as accents, fashion, music, etc.

Dude, that guy's fake accent is British-ish

by trevwood90 August 11, 2010

British Tickler

The act of someone with long nose rubbing your butthole while sucking on your bits.

You see that girl at the bar with that huge nose? I bet she gives a killer British Tickler.

by Toonsurfer July 30, 2021

British Pashing

An uncontrollable urge to 'get in that ass'. A common pass-time for the people of Osterley.

I was on a date at the Osterley Pub and could resist British Pashing her.

The bedroom got boring so the went down the British Pash path. A VERY memorable night!

by OsterleyGirl November 27, 2014

British rain

Sad and depressing rain that happens ever day in Britain (London)

This rain happens every day cant get any tea work done British rain

by Nascar12 August 11, 2022