Brian

The name of a man who has lots of sex. He's 6'5 and has a 220 IQ. He is rich. Women usually beg him for sex, but he is too busy and cool and tall.

"Have you heard from Brian?"
"No, he's probably having a lot of sex , though"

by prnc55 November 23, 2021

Brian

A Brian is a type of person who likes the woods, and grow more powerful the closer they are to trees. Many Brians have the ability to turn into Bears. The word Brian and Bear share the same origin.

Man 1: Yo, why does Brian seem so powerful right now?

Man 2: Because he's standing near that tree

by lukegrambol November 23, 2021

Brian

A Brian is the status given to an individual that scores a minimum of 0-4 (or worse) in a game of Search and Destroy in the AAA title game Call of Duty. The Brian status is held until another individual completes this embarrassing feat.

Dan is the Brian (very common description).

by Magic Turtle November 23, 2021

Brian

A person name Brian is a lazy motherfucker

If he said “what up” and “how you doing”while you in bad mood you feel like beating the crap out of him

Brian Being Brian

by Daddygaddy November 23, 2021

Brian

Brian is derived from 2 celtic words, “Bri” meaning humongous

and “an” meaning reproductive organ

Wow he has a big D*ck?

He’s such a Brian

by brybry the dream November 25, 2021

Brian

The most handsome man you know and have a very big dick

Jessica: Hey have you seen Brian?
Ana: Yeah he is so hot and has a big dick

by Jordan1457247 November 27, 2021

Brian

Someone who gets no bitches. He also is know to have a small dick. Gets 0 bitches

Brian has no bitches
Must be a brian

by Kazu_a November 28, 2021