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Brett

He’s a very smart and tall guy guy. He’s caring and looks amazing and is a total love bug with a hilarious personality. He’ll be your best friend and definitely someone you can always go to he’s definitely too good to be true because you’d never think he’d do anything bad to you. But he’ll break your heart and leave you whenever he wants. He won’t care about how long he knew you or how much you’ll do for him. He’s a player. And he’ll charm you until you fall in love. Don’t get caught up in that storm.
Don’t trust a brett. He’s a manipulator. ”
by Jada spearman June 14, 2019
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Brett

Sometimes a normal guy, other times the worst guy you'll ever meet. Most likely a jock, who talks like a rapper from the mid 2010's. Also likely says offensive things, and decides if he was joking based on other people's reactions.
Brett: Black people suck!
Micheal: Dude, that's offensive.
Brett: I was just jokin', dude!
by IHateBrett July 2, 2022
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Brett

Smells like liquid ass he is very lame and bad at wrestling. He likes eating the other definition of brett, the poop in between the balls and the arse hole. He likes farting and cupping it with his hand and smelling it and also his partially bald receding hair line is so bad
It appears you didn't wipe too well, you have a Brett going on man.
by J Topel November 22, 2021
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Brett

A Brett is a star trek loving boring af man from Nantucket. He thinks he is brilliant but he is a tool. He loves maple syrup and waitresses. He has children but can't stand children. Brett's usually live alone in tiny apartments with rent a center furniture having conversations with themselves in a mirror. Run if you see a Brett.
That guy watching Star Trek is a Brett. Run.
by TexasBornBabe April 22, 2022
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A brett favre

by Ramper2 October 27, 2019
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Brett J

Australian conman who typically engages in deviant sexual behavior with men and women alike. He pretends to be an heir to King Ranch Australia and claims he has millions of dollars to swindle his victims into believing he is wealthy, while using several fake aliases. He is so unliked that he even has an entire Facebook page dedicated to him in his honor, Stop Brett Joseph.
Brett J is a pathetic Australian conman who should be stopped.
by Rebecca S89 November 3, 2025
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Brett Giaconia

i stand with brett giaconia on the sideline
by the right one for you March 27, 2025
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