Boomer Bar

The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on
My racist uncle bought a forklift operator t shirt off the boomer bar
by Agapin Ganus June 05, 2020
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Micro-boomer

Someone who had total control of a situation and used to micro manage it. They are now desperately grasping at the straws of their micro management and often react in a childish manor when they don't get their way similar to a boomer although they can be from any generation
Ok, Micro-boomer.
by Rylee Leroy Jenkins July 07, 2020
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boomer-goofed

Verb, past -tense. When a member of the Baby Boomer generation makes a mistake due to their age, usually in a technological setting.
He meant to send us a meeting invite yesterday, but somehow boomer-goofed it and none of us got it.
by boomer_goofer September 30, 2020
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Boomer News

Pejorative term used to describe mainstream news outlets like CNN, Fox, Washington Post... heck, basically all of them, that choose to spin and propagandize and make people outraged rather than actually report objective news. These outlets are all slowly withering because statistically the vast majority of viewers are Baby Boomers or older, and younger generations are increasingly turning to the internet, especially YouTube, for more substantive content free of corporate interference.
"Dad, I don't mind eating dinner with you tonight but turn off your Boomer News, that shit rots your brain."
by Phantasy Starved June 11, 2021
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Dirty boomer

When someone (typically old and short) sticks the tip of their finger up someones ass, therefore cause an erectile dysfunction while playing rainbow six siege as a doc main.
I just dirty boomered chris over there.
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Jean boomer

Dude she was so hot I got a jean boomer in the middle of class
by Anna barn February 09, 2020
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Boomer brain

When someone exhibits or demonstrate that they have the mentality of the boomer generation.
You seriously need to stop coming at me with that boomer brain, you’re too conservative and traditional for me.
by LingDanc803 October 19, 2022
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