Dirty boomer

When someone (typically old and short) sticks the tip of their finger up someones ass, therefore cause an erectile dysfunction while playing rainbow six siege as a doc main.

I just dirty boomered chris over there.

by Yeetus feetus deelitsmy clitou June 11, 2020

Boomer pad

A tablet, especially an iPad, particularly when used for any task that you can do perfectly well with a cell phone.

"Jesus Christ, look at that woman taking a photo of the Grand Canyon with her Boomer pad."

by Jay Dubya Bee June 30, 2021

Nosey Boomer

nos·ey boom·er
adj.

1. Informal. The large sh*t nuggets that erupt from the nostrils of an enraged deity.

"Butt fungled and violated by the rollin' Jugg, Chuck Norris goes berserk, the shit nuggets that spewed from his nostrils that day marked the first recorded 'Nosey Boomer'."

"Oh shit Norris' shit nuggets are raining like hell!"

by ThaShame September 5, 2008

Micro-boomer

Someone who had total control of a situation and used to micro manage it. They are now desperately grasping at the straws of their micro management and often react in a childish manor when they don't get their way similar to a boomer although they can be from any generation

Ok, Micro-boomer.

by Rylee Leroy Jenkins July 7, 2020

boomer bet

Any bet that ultimately results in the loss of monetary assets

i can't pay for my green fee due to all of my boomer bets.

by Cody McSoftinhair September 30, 2017

Boomer killer

Another word for the coronavirus. Old ass niggas die from this virus. Their weak ass immune system sucks so damn bad that they die instantly.

Oh shit my grandpa got the boomer killer. He shouldve never went to Wuhan.

by Bigoscarkong March 17, 2020

Crybaby boomer

People born towards the end of the baby boomer generation. Although they rode the coattails of the Golden age before them, dodged drafts, fought in no great wars, missed out on the civil rights movement. They let their political indifference and let greed consume them through midlife they now find themselves in the uncomfortable position of passing all the problems they created on the next generations without shouldering any of the responsibility. MAGA is their slogan but they had no part of making America great in the first place and surely won’t help its future.

“Man, David sure is a crotchety old geezer, isn’t he? All he does is whine about how the world has gone to hell but his generation is what brought us here.”
“Yeah he sure is a crybaby boomer”

by BranMcRay May 1, 2019