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WTF Bond 007

WTF BOND 007 JUST HAPPENED?!
by IntellectualGuy007 November 23, 2021
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Parked at the Bond’s house

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.
Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.
by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021
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James Bond Love

Mark Memoly & Chelsea Handler have a James Bond Love.
by Cookie Leslie September 19, 2012
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Bond Effect

A psychological phenomenon where an individual suffers great mental damage when facing an opponent with "Bond" in the name.

Common effects are: shivering, crying, blaming your team instead of yourself for everything, mental booming.
Nerf:"Hey Edo, how were your games today?"
Edo:"Not good, I've been suffering from the Bond Effect all day today."
Nerf:"Aw man, sorry to hear that."
by JanJan0_0 June 16, 2024
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Spiritual Penis Bond

When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.
John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.
by heresursandwhich August 7, 2021
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James Bond

When a guy manages to calm a woman down or to win her over to his side by having sex with her. (james bonding, alternatively)
"Dude, I heard Jacob had a fight with his girlfriend."
"Nah, they are fine again. He is a regular James Bond!"
by Milliman4 April 23, 2020
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rodney bond

a gay guy, selfish, stupid and rude AKA a jerk
by striker xd March 2, 2011
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