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Blood Porn 

Gratuitously gory and violent images provided to the American public by the media in order to satisfy a seemingly insatiable desire and pseudo-sexual need for such imagery. The public seems to "get off" on these images/scenes, especially if the images include celebrities or pariahs who attract fascination or hatred.
Jimmy: They want Obama to release photos of dead Osama.
Craigar: Why?
Jimmy: They want proof that they really killed him.
Craigar: That's not it. If they didn't kill him, he'd be on Al Jazeera taunting and mocking us right now. People want revenge for 9/11 so bad that they need blood porn too - they'll so get off on that picture. No one will need to get laid for weeks after seeing that.
Blood Porn by Jobin Shabe May 31, 2011

blood bullet

I need some blood bullets, my knickers are absolutely soaked!
blood bullet by jamfsob August 13, 2003

blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.
Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.

Blood Job 

a term used to describe a situation in which any person involved in a blow job (or blowjob) gets a bloody nose. This term could also be applied to any situation in which blood is involved in any way with the blow job.
"This dude over here just got a blood job. Check out all of that blood on him. Let us laugh heartily together now."
Blood Job by Backseat Lover March 3, 2009

blood sword 

Your cock after having sex with a girl on her period, covered in blood.
Ben: "I've shagged a girl on a period before..."
Tom: "Ewww, What the fuck man!?"
Jak: "BLOOD SWORD!"
blood sword by Wonderwake August 26, 2009

Blood fillet 

When a girl/woman is on her menstraul cycle, and everybody can smell her except for herself.
"Why, she openin her legs, I smell dat blood fillet ova here!"
Blood fillet by The cherry 1! August 5, 2005