blanket banana

Morning wood.

If it weren’t for my raging blanket banana I would have rolled right out of bed this morning.

by JesterPrim November 14, 2014

clam blanket

Clam blanket describes a wet tired vagina grabbing them undies up in the pussy lips. Not to be mistaken as a camel toe as the camel toe is just the outline of the twat.

Did you see Regina that clam blanket was fierce on them yoga pants this morning.

by Oldgreg8686 February 18, 2019

Bliss Blanket

A blanket where sexual activity happens in it. Bliss Blankets are often useful to conceal manual stimulation while on airplanes, at holiday gatherings, during funerals, at restaurants, inside movie theaters and at parks to name a few.

I'm sorry to hear about Grandpa Pete, how was the service? How was the service? We brought the bliss blanket and my eyes rolled back in my head!

by Orekansas March 28, 2022

Kiddie blankets

Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, various disposable paper objects used to dispose of ejaculate in a discreet manner.

“Pass me the kiddie blankets on your way out of my room.”

by McCrizzle_ October 14, 2018

blanket acrobat

When your blanket is messed up during the night and its impossible to find the long end

Person 1: 'i had a real blanket acrobat last night and it took ages to fix

Person 2: same, i hate it when that happens

by Robin hood1 January 23, 2022

Smashed the Blanket

Intercourse, ie. The "smashing" of both parties blankets (pubes) together.

Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None

by Glazier_Status September 28, 2015

Blanket Window

A window that is covered by a blanket

Take off the blanket window, its dark in here.

by TheRandomWordMan May 25, 2021