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Blackrock 

Oh gollie gee! It sounds like all of the problems are coming from 1 place Russell! What is that? I can't see! What could it possibly be!? Oh...
Hym "It's LITERALLY JUST CAPITALISM HAPPENING! BEFORE OUR VERY EYES! 'We need to defend CAPITALISM! The thing that is allowing the Blackrock guy to do the things that he's doing... That are bad and the source of all of the problems according to me, every right wing guy' And it's literally just capitalism happening! Capitalism is literally just George Soros being God. And we need need CAPITALISM because it's the only way for it to be fair guys!"
Blackrock by Hym Iam August 4, 2023
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Blackcockacitis 

Blackcockacitis is when a hawks fan thinks their team is good and often fantasizes about them hoisting the cup In the upcoming years. Often, they will bring up previous cups won in an argument and tell you “just you wait.”

If you have blackcockacitis, you may experience:

-Little to no sex

-A decrease in friends

-An increase in enemies

-Mood swings and sadness from the reality of how the Blackhawks play

-The overwhelming feeling of wanting to jump on the bandwagon
C: “Oh man, the hawks lost, they’ll never make the playoffs with goaltending and offence like that! Horrible, just horrible.”

K: “Just you wait, the Blackhawks will win the cup next year. Our players are top notch, every game we lost was due to the refs!”

C: “you must suffer from blackcockacitis, take the L and seek some help bud.”

Blackcock Down

Blackcock down as we like to call it consists of a 10 second porno clip, where the actress is told absolutely nothing. While she awkwardly sits there on that lonely couch, the actor sprints full speed down the lane and viciously dick and ball slaps her across the face. Then quickly exits the building butt ass naked. That my friend is a Blackcock Down
I says your mom online last night. That Blackcock down nearly took out her lower lip. No wonder wht that mushroom cloud bruise looked suspense.

Blackcock 

Like blackface, but painting the penis black. Or wearing a brown veiny strap on when being white or non-african. For show or for use. We have waterproof makeup now.
Is she into blackcocking?

Yeah she likes to pretend I’m her slave
Blackcock by UrbanMolb October 2, 2023

do you like blackcock 

Getting revenge 10 times over...
Hey this mother fucker did me wrong, I asked him "do you like blackcock? Then I proceeded to put it in by fucking him over 10 times over so he will never forget who he fucked with...

blackyockgurt 

Hot and beautiful and amazing artist that needs to get an ipad.
"Blackyockgurt needs to get an ipad please 😻"
blackyockgurt by Ifgigig August 31, 2021

blaccockuritis 

Noun Slang

A need for the black cock.

A yearning, craving, or lust for black cock.

No other ethnicity will do.
Can be a male, female, or couples thing.
Lucas is suffering from blaccockuritis. He needs to get out more.
blaccockuritis by UA-#1 February 24, 2022