So the Boss wants me to work Saturdays without over-time now. I gotta say I feel like I'm being bent over elbows to ankles here.
by SquidSplitter January 24, 2016

To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.
It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.
Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...
" Look, he has a bent Axle"
And everyone laughed....
It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.
Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...
" Look, he has a bent Axle"
And everyone laughed....
by SteakSammich March 7, 2022

To have someone completely messed up. A way of saying "girl bye," "bye Felica," or even "You got it twisted."
by Shegotmebent June 16, 2017

That chick was sort of bow-legged with lots of daylight coming through at her upper thighs. She was pleasure bent fer sher!
by Jerseyminute October 28, 2022
