Hate Beat

When one masturbates and is unhappy with their life all at the same time, they basically want to kill themselves in the middle of masturbation.

Jeff failed his test today and his girlfriend broke up with him because he wanted to felch her, he will probobly hate beat tonight hard core style.

by Joker Jay February 12, 2009

Beat Hole

Reference to the vaginal or anal orifices of a dirty prostitute. Used and abused holes that are worn and loose and typically disease riddled.

I paid $5 to pound her beat hole for half hour. Now my cocks all itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Bad Beat

In gambling, when it would appear the outcome of an event is virtually decided, and suddenly, at the very last, ( or near very last) moment, the script gets flipped, and the predicted winning ticket is now a LOSER.

He suffered a Bad Beat when his horse, who was about to win the race, jumped a shadow, and fell into the rail, dislodging the jockey, interestingly, in the shadow of the finish line, disqualified.

by Danny Durden May 26, 2021

Binge Beating

When you ejaculate multiple times in a row with no breaks in between. Multiple jack sessions back to back.

I tried going to sleep but got distracted binge beating.

by Colby is your daddy February 21, 2020

smelly beats

The smelliest of all beats, normally played out of a bad mans car with tinted windows and huge twin turbo exhaust.

Guy 1 - "Nahhh man, av you seen Sam Broadheads smelly beats"
Guy 2 - "Never seen any beats as smelly"

by Conreq April 18, 2014

EPG Beats

A hot music producer who is sexy af

Friend- did u hear EPG Beats new song
Me- no but I heard his sexy ass on my dick

by Bananaboat943 October 1, 2019

Beat Teepee

The formation made by a kleenex or sock that has been used to clean-up male ejaculate and left to dry.

The cleaner quickly vacummed and tried to forget about the beat teepee that has been forgotten underneath the bed.

by El Tuco April 19, 2009