Hey Sandra, why don't you have any knickers on
Reason is, Kevin, if I don't wear panties , they don't get crusty with dried up panty batter by the end of the night
Reason is, Kevin, if I don't wear panties , they don't get crusty with dried up panty batter by the end of the night
by Scurlage March 9, 2025

Totmtenham get battered everywhere they go
by ryandrews74 November 27, 2021

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise
He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.
by FireFuego May 20, 2025

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by Monte517 December 9, 2010

When a woman straps on a massive dildo and uses it on her mates backside, implying that the gates are gonna go down during intercourse.
by Anonymous kink March 23, 2025
