Blunt Coma

- When you smoke so much weed that your stuck & can't move or very slow in speech or movement. Your basically Gone & out of it.

Oh shit man that is some good weed, i cant even move. It feels like i'm in a Blunt Coma.

Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.

She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.

by Tiffany Cash January 1, 2012

Blunt talking

When your smoking a blunt and your so high and everyone’s talking and your there smoking and letting the blunt do all the talking

Me jake and jimmy were smoking a blunt and all I see rn is jimmy just blunt talking

by SemajSmokes November 28, 2018

Under-blunted

Whilst rolling a marijuana blunt, you, or a friend may realize something detrimental, you need one gram to roll a blunt, but OH NO! Your poor ass only has .6, so being the determined person you are, you continue on your quest for a blunted highness...

You roll the blunt, the end result (looking like a small pen, a tooth pick, a brown joint, etc..) is what is commonly known as "Under-Blunted".

I bought a dime sack and tried rolling a blunt, but i failed and under-blunted my way to sobriety.

by FEARTHEBRAVE April 18, 2010

Bear Blunt

A thicc blunt that makes you eat all your food and puts you to sleep for 7.5 months

“Where’s noe?”
“He’s still sleeping after that bear blunt he smoked last night”

by PasteyWhiteBoy69 January 18, 2020

struggle blunt

When you got that fatty and your boy be acting like he got blunts too, and pulls out a toothpick

I couldn’t believe he matched my fine cohiba with a struggle blunt

by David Cejmer October 16, 2017

Butt blunt

The left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a crap. Where the front edge of the TP gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner ass crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant shit cleaning hand. Then breaks off lodging itself in between your butt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarrassing momment (e.g, droping your pants in a public restroom, gaping your ass in the doggystle position, or playing trickery on a TSA officer as they spread you for inspection and they think they have a winner)

I just found a butt blunt on the floor of the bathroom at work

by Tinabiotch November 10, 2015

blunt curling

Rolling a blunt

Yo, I'm on the Olympic Blunt Curling Team. Nobody smokes more than me...

by Thesselonious February 18, 2011