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Batter coated orgasm

I ate a deep fried Mars bar. I had a batter coated orgasm then died of heart failure but got a massive load off. It was worth it.
by MarsBarBoy February 28, 2011
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The banter batter

The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.
John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019
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Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
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skatter-batter

a gay man who likes to have sex in order to get shit dick (poop on dick)
tim: gary is a skatter-batter he likes to fuck till he gets shit on his dick
by equus bellum May 29, 2023
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Boner batter

The act of ejaculation into the vagina and continuing the act of intercourse after words.
She was so full of boner batter she practically oozed
by Boner Batter February 28, 2011
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Battering Ram

When a woman straps on a massive dildo and uses it on her mates backside, implying that the gates are gonna go down during intercourse.
“Here comes the battering ram!”
by Anonymous kink March 23, 2025
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Batters

Midland definition for chip bits left in fryer that can be bought for on top of chips yum yum
Batters are bostin ar kid
by Clampit3 October 27, 2023
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