August 4th

National Eat booty day

Tim: Angelica its August 4th
Angelica Ok

by deckdra March 11, 2020

August 5

National Smack ass day🤤

Bryce:Wassup Ni’Leah

Ni’Leah:hey bryce

Bryce:You know what today is?
Ni’Leah:uhh...August 5
Bryce:Yea but it’s National Smack ass day 🤤

by Quartlin Thompson August 4, 2019

August 7

if you were born on August 7 you are on of the most couragous peolple on earth, even if you dont think it.

Person: HOW ARE YOU TOUCHING THAT SPIDER?
other person: i was born on august 7

Peron: oh,ok

by Lolasmith@123 December 22, 2020

August 6, 2017

The day Season 3, Episode 3 of Rick and Morty aired "Pickle Rick"

This was when comedy was invented

On August 6, 2017, Pickle Rick saved humanity from it's demise.

by RandyWilbur March 12, 2020

August 11th

Kink shame your friends day!

Ted: I really like to pee when I make out tbh
Frank: You're fucking disgusting.
Ted: That's not very progressive of you, Frank.
Frank: But it's August 11th, Kink shaming day.

by BlizzBallz November 15, 2021

august ham

A Watermelon.

An African vine (Citrullus lanatus) cultivated for its large edible fruit.
The fruit of this plant, having a hard green rind and sweet watery pink or reddish flesh.

by Crosse8 February 19, 2004

August 5th

August fifth is a birthday of a person who is the baddest b*tch ever to exist. They are always the hottest in the room and everyone loves them. If you were born on august 5th you are a Leo which immediately makes you perfect in every way, shape and form.

Tyler: “ya, she said she was born in August 5th, she’s definitely a keeper.”
Chad: “damn, you’re so lucky.”

by Strawb3rryFrog April 20, 2021