Asian

Like a person but makes Nike's and shitty phones. They also work for barely any money, hahA jokes on them

Lmao you're Asian

by Earl Xi January 14, 2019

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Asian

An asian is any person you think is asian. No matter what. The only way to tell if they are an asian is by seeing if they are short and have squinted eyes.

That person has squinted eyes... they must be an asian.

by CarterFromGoogle March 25, 2020

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Asian Sensation

a superhuman of asian ethnicity.

look, it's tastuma kunimoto the asian sensation.

by Foop88 October 12, 2009

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A term used to combat other 'pride' groups, allowing Asians to band together to preserve their status, culture, heritage and respect. Unknowingly causes the stereotyping of many Asian cultures into one generic one, ironically eliminating the point of having something like "asian pride". Members of this generic culture call themselves "azns" and forget the differences between their nationality and other Asian ones.

This 'azn' group is often known for its love of rice, import cars, and Asian celebrities (ex. Yao Ming, William Hung).

"got rice bitch? azn pryde 4 life"
"hahah William Hung rocks! asian pride!"

by ShinsengumiRocky February 6, 2006

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asian heaven

Where an Asian will not be beaten for receiving an a- or lower on a test and are not shunned upon for failing to become a doctor at the fine age of 16.

*in Asian voice

Mom: what you get on test today?

Me: I got b pwus

Mom: oh that fineee, I give you cookie now. You in Asian heaven now.

by Asian Boi January 14, 2014

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Asian Sense

The ability to tell what kind of Asian a person is eg. Chinese, Korean, Japanese, etc.

George-"Damn dude look at that Chinese girl in the skirt, ridiculous donk"

Stoph-"That chick is Korean idiot"

George-"How the hell do you know?"

Stoph-"Asian Sense dude, try and get some"

by C-Prizzle August 16, 2010

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