Asian

LegendaryZyru

Zyru is an asian

by Gayv December 31, 2017

Asian

An asian is any person you think is asian. No matter what. The only way to tell if they are an asian is by seeing if they are short and have squinted eyes.

That person has squinted eyes... they must be an asian.

by CarterFromGoogle March 25, 2020

Asian

Ching Chong bich I am Asian you ain’t getting dis fuking anser

Fuk you bich I’m Asian

by Duhfuka June 4, 2020

asian pride

A term used to combat other 'pride' groups, allowing Asians to band together to preserve their status, culture, heritage and respect. Unknowingly causes the stereotyping of many Asian cultures into one generic one, ironically eliminating the point of having something like "asian pride". Members of this generic culture call themselves "azns" and forget the differences between their nationality and other Asian ones.

This 'azn' group is often known for its love of rice, import cars, and Asian celebrities (ex. Yao Ming, William Hung).

"got rice bitch? azn pryde 4 life"
"hahah William Hung rocks! asian pride!"

by ShinsengumiRocky February 6, 2006

Asian Sense

The ability to tell what kind of Asian a person is eg. Chinese, Korean, Japanese, etc.

George-"Damn dude look at that Chinese girl in the skirt, ridiculous donk"

Stoph-"That chick is Korean idiot"

George-"How the hell do you know?"

Stoph-"Asian Sense dude, try and get some"

by C-Prizzle August 16, 2010

asian keeper

A person who takes all the Asian new kids under his/her and has a whole heap of them.

Look at Jenny she's such an Asian keeper she already has twelve of them.

by LorRawr April 21, 2009

asian heaven

Where an Asian will not be beaten for receiving an a- or lower on a test and are not shunned upon for failing to become a doctor at the fine age of 16.

*in Asian voice

Mom: what you get on test today?

Me: I got b pwus

Mom: oh that fineee, I give you cookie now. You in Asian heaven now.

by Asian Boi January 14, 2014