Dead Joke

A joke that doesn’t bang.

Usually told by people called Miles.

Miles: Tells a joke

Anyone he ever talks to: “Miles, that was a dead joke.”

by Fallis February 27, 2019

inside joke

n. a joke or saying that has meaning to a few select people on the 'inside', and none to anyone else. Generally very annoying; try searching for a definition on Urban Dictionary without running into at least one. You'll find you can't.

OMG, Jenna somerville is da shiznit! Her name is, like, synonymous with tool. I hate Chris because of a stuffed animal named purple nurple

by =west= December 8, 2003

Joke Steal

1. When someone steals your joke you made earlier.

2. When a person generally steals one's jokes, he/she is classified as a joke stealer and an Attention Hog.

After one steals another's jokes, the original joke maker may become a ZB and put a ZB hat on to ignore everyone/everything.

1. "Dude, you just stole my joke, what the fuck?"

2. "You fucking douche, you are such a joke stealer!"

by CFTA21 April 9, 2008

geo joke

an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs.

"Here comes the tickle monster!; Poopy-butt fart!" "Yo bro that is such a geo joke."

by fireant812 July 20, 2023

Durham Joke

Durham jokes are usually not very funny, sometimes they are stupid enough that you can laugh at the person saying them

"PeePeePooPoo YAIY YAIY YAIY YAI!!" is an example of a Durham Joke

by GoofydOCtor January 18, 2021

asylum joke

A joke so mindfuckingly hilarious that it turns you insane or gay, depending on your personality type.

Charlie Sheen: "That Dave Chapelle asylum joke was so funny, that I literally went insane and started rubbing testosterone cream all over my balls!"

by Ass molest April 23, 2018

Joke Line

The line between being in on the joke and being part of the joke.

Tom was laughing at the joke until he crossed the joke line and realized he was the butt of the joke.

by Marshal April 30, 2009