many bacons

An alternative way of greeting your friends, accompanied with American Sign Language.

Many bacons to you, my friend!

by canfield army April 6, 2009

Knicker Bacon

Wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her hot and perfectly cooked knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose.

by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009

Table Bacon

The act of pushing a douche backwards while an accomplice is on their hands and knees, thus making the douche fall on their back and look like a jackass.

Did you see Mike and Tony Table Bacon that big head douche Jake. He looked like a total jackass.

by josh haner December 20, 2008

burnt bacon

a cop who is having a bad day and feels the need to make others miserable

I really didn't do anything illegal, it was just a case of burnt bacon.
-Court testimony

by Drezdyn February 22, 2004

Bacon Backstroke

When a gentleman wraps his dick in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. He then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.

I was horny and she was hungry so we agreed on doing the bacon backstroke.

by Tidecow15 June 17, 2010

bacon flaps

The labia of the female genitalia

She had a saggy set of bacon flaps

by Ezman May 19, 2003

trash bacon

Coined by Billy Flynn, trash bacon is a noun that perfectly describes exes that keep coming back around trying to get back together with you. It’s like bacon, it’s so tempting but you should’ve left it in the trash where you put it.

Girl, I’m having a total trash bacon moment here, John keeps texting me, what should I do?

Friend: Um, take out the trash.

by Sepiaskies January 20, 2018