Anal sonata

Used to describe a particularly vile and unpleasant serial set of farts, generally of different sounds and tones.

God dammit - what the fuck did you eat for dinner? If I hear another anal sonata out of your ass, I'm going to push you in front of a bus.

by Plautus August 15, 2010

anal dazzle

When Glitter is used along with anal sex.
Usualy combining anal lubrication with glitter.

Guy1: Yo guy2 did you get with that hot lady?

Guy2: Oh yeah braski, I got with that hot lady!

Guy1: Well golly guy2 did you "anal dazzle" that hot lady.

Guy2: You know it brah!

by NewDefinesBruh May 13, 2015

anal-glycoma

a play on words suggesting an inability to do something

Calling your boss to let them know you will be absent.

WORKER: Hello boss, I won't be in for work today.
BOSS: Why, what's the problam?
WORKER: Well you see, I have Anal-Glycoma.
BOSS: Anal-Glycoma,what's that?
WORKER: I cann't see my ass coming into work today.

by Workless September 29, 2011

Anal Smellocaust

When the smell of a person's ass is so bad that you would rather kill yourself in a gas chamber that experience it.

Becky's ass smelled so bad that it reminded me of the Anal Smellocaust. ass anal smelly holocaust

by Assmuffins June 17, 2015

anal stranger

A random guy that a woman is willing to engage in anal sex with. Never someone she has a romantic interest in.

“Hey Jim, did Maureen let you fuck her in the ass yet?”
“No, she says that’s off limits cause she loves me, I’m not some anal stranger”

by Ttk1027 September 11, 2019

Anal Suicide

Go to field, find a horse, put the horse cock in flaccid and proceed to feed the horse viagra while it’s inside you.

Did you hear about Jessica?

Yeah she committed Anal Suicide with Lucky!

by ColonCumBusters May 29, 2018

Revenge anal

A fun form of revenge that involves penetrating your victim anally. The act is best preformed at night when the victim is sleeping. The penetrator is carefull not to awaken the victim in their preparation to violate their victim anally. At some point a penis or object is rammed into the victims anus, full force, usually without lubrication or any form of warning. The act is not exclusive to male and female couples. The act of "revenge anal" has been documented between two females as well as two males.

Hot sauce or other irritants to the anus have also been known to be placed on the object or penis to increase the efficiency of this effective revenge tactic.

Amanda: "You anal revenged me last night while I was sleeping and it really hurt, you just rammed it in no remorse".

Franklin: "That's what happens when you try and dominate me in social settings, You get "revenge analed".

by Frankyjr December 25, 2013