alexander ivanov

A Russian boy who blames Asia for Russia's average penis size being small

You are such an alexander ivanov blaming the ling-lows

by faggy waggy nitty December 6, 2017

Alexander (Alex)

A cheating lying piece of shit that will ruin your life he is never going to change he will always be unloyal he will leave you for a girl that looks like a whole man he is the biggest fuckboi you’ll ever meet

“Huh? Oh Alexander (Alex)? Eh he’s a little bitch.”

Alexander is a lier I don’t like him.

by Issa.queen12 December 29, 2018

Alexander Rybak

A Norwegian/belarusian bitch who won eurovision song contest 2009 with the most annoying song ever, "fairytale".
He is hated by most Norwegians.

person 1 : "I'm in love with a fairytaleeeee even though it huuuurts"
person 2 : shut up you fucking cunt, no one likes alexander rybak

by agagagagagga March 10, 2010

Alexander Sangmoore

Sangmoore is truly the god of all things, he commands the memetic division and will crush his enemies on site!

Person 1: 'Alexander Sangmoore is a terrible human with a horrible moustache!'
Person 2: 'Sangmoore and the rest of the memetic division will crush you!'

by RespeccWomenOrDie June 9, 2018

Willem-Alexander

King of the Netherlands. Greatest man that ever lived, currently lives and will ever live.

Willem-Alexander is truly the greatest king to ever live

by uiensoep January 15, 2017

Alexander Daniel

Scariest boy alive. Resembles Heimlich from A Bug’s Life. A professional crop duster and bowel movement connoisseur. Works full time at a haunted house w/ no costume needed. Going bald as we speak #gynoking

Bailey: omg is that an Alexander Daniel?!?!?
Hot mama: yessss my mom told me to stay away from that thing

by meavagemary February 10, 2022

Rithika Alexander

(n.) a feisty fiery in-your-face Oprah of the 2020s, with laughter as annoying as her eyes are amorous

(v.) to Rithika someone - to destroy your date with your superior knowledge of food, wine and music while smiling pretty throughout

Boy 1: Dude, I thought my fuckboy antics will work but she turned out to be a Rithika Alexander.

Boy 2: Damn, glad you made it out there bruh. Ain’t no one survive messin with that woman!

by KnightArmour1997 November 23, 2021