alabama blacksnake

A black mans penis when he is drunk.

one time at bar rush this drunk black guy was running around asking people if they wanted to see an "alabama blacksnake"

by Jenkem45 July 15, 2006

Alabama Flapjack

One can accomplish this sex move by pressing and spreading one's butt-cheeks onto a person's chest or back. While this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat turd- or the "Flapjack" on the person's body. After you are done, proceed to cum on the flapjack, this would be the butter on top. And Enjoy!

We are having breakfast for dessert, Alabama Flapjacks are on the menu, and your the platter.

by green-morning-wood September 15, 2009

Samson Alabama

Small tiny town in lower Alabama that has two stop lights and everyone’s fucking a relative.

Omg she’s got to be from Samson Alabama.

by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021

Alabama Swimrace

2 guys and 1 girl (All 3 have to be related), have to be naked in a pool. The 2 guys have to be on one end of the pool, while the girl goes on the other end. The girl must float with her legs open, and the 2 guys must jizz in the pool, specifically towards the girl. The first person to impregnate the girl is the winner.

Bill: Yo Jack, u wanna go and play Alabama Swimrace with our sister, Becca?
Jack: Oh boy, I hope I win dis' time. Mom was letting you win by getting closer to you!

by 16yearoldboi April 8, 2017

The Alabama Twister

When your sister spins on your dick with a blanket over her head which then resembles a tornado

"Joanne how about I give you the alabama twister?"
"Cleetus i would love that but what if ma or pa sees?"
"thats what the blanket is for!"

by A N O N Y M O O S E June 4, 2023

Alabama dozen

37 of something

Shit man I got myself a Alabama dozen of that sister kisser pack man, thats 37gs of dat kush

by Boofsmoker2001Lilpump June 23, 2022

Alabama Mortar

A sexual action involving a woman to eat greasy food or take dietary pills and then lay flat on her chest and then defecate at full force into a mans mouth behind her

Cuz: Danial always wanted an Alabama Mortar , this may be his lucky night after taco bell

Danial: I've been waiting for ever I could never thank you enough

by Truewhiteamerican April 28, 2022