addicted to vape

Can’t stop breathing in hell juices made in china to killpeople

Hey bro wanna vape

Mmmmmm yeah cancer but it’s mango flavoured

Im now addicted to vape

by Eddusrandom June 23, 2022

tablet addict

A person addicted to their electronic tablet (iPad, Galaxy Tablet, Kindle Fire, etc.). This person can often be seen with a tablet pressed up to their face as they walk around. They often smash into people or objects, only to apologize and continue walking with the tablet pressed up to their face.

Guy1: Did you just see Laura?!
Guy2: No, what happened?
Guy1: She just smashed into that guy with her tablet and kept walking like nothing happened!
Guy2: That figures, she's such a tablet addict.

by Bed Nigby May 3, 2014

Table addict

Someone who packages so much heroin for street sale that contact with the drug causes them to become addicted, even though they don't inject or snort it deliberately.

At her sentencing hearing, Kimberly McIntosh told the federal judge that she had cut and processed so much heroin during her time as comptroller for the Black Guerilla Family that she become addicted, even though she's not a user.

"So you're a table addict," the judge replied.

by stuntmidget January 16, 2012

Addiction-Tethering

Tethering a good habit to a bad addiction, so you aren't a COMPLETE pile of garbage.

"I habit-tethered getting an espresso with going to the gym."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."

by Jason_Chatfield October 26, 2018

drama addiction

The constant involvement with dramatic people by allowing them to open up and getting involved in their bullshit

She listens to all of their problems with such a drama addiction!

by Lfeass November 6, 2015

Sex addict

A sex addict is someone who is addicted to... Well, sex! A sex addict may clear schedules just to get their bang on, but hey, can you blame them?... Long story short, yeah, you can.

Their sex addiction may be so strong they rely on multiple partners or a non-committed relationship. Sex addicts are aggressive when they cannot have sex, and most commonly, they show symptoms of withdrawl — like a drug or alcohol addict! Scary, huh?

"Dude, did you see Perry last night?" Mark asked with a tilt of his head, totally in awe.

Dennis laughed and nodded, motioning a hump into the air, then out. "Uh, yeah! Man was slaying all sorts of pussy, man!"

Jerry pointed, "Yeah, that's what he looked like! Seriously though, that dude's got some addiction or something... He's like a sex addict!"

by MooniLikesGrammar June 10, 2022

Popcorn Addict

Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.

Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."

by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019