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Aborting the Food Baby

When one consumes a large meal, the meal expands the stomach, creating what is termed "the food baby." When one vomits they are in fact aborting their food baby, which, by default, puts bulimia awareness on the pro-life agenda.
Angela is in the bathroom aborting the food baby because of her self-esteem issues.
by toopher2000 January 18, 2009
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Coat Hanger Abortion

The cheapest and most effective way to not have a baby. You can trust me, I'm a doctor.
-Did you help heather with that coat hanger abortion last week?
-Chyea, it was just like making scrambled eggs!
-Gnar chill brah!
by Dr. Oz February 20, 2009
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North-Korean abortion

Person 1- "do you know what a "north korean abortion is?"

Person 2- "I dunno?"

Person 1- "It's where you let your child actually be born and raised in north korea..."

Person 2- "I learned something today..."
Kim-jong il is an example of a "North-Korean abortion"
by MUCHO May 29, 2012
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fourth trimester abortion

an abortion within the first 4 months after birth. traditionally preformed with a coat hanger or other wire shaped device, but modern science is constantly coming up with newer and safer procedures.
after the baby was out, she decided to have a fourth trimester abortion, as it was in everyone's best interest.
by tron j watts January 11, 2009
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food baby abortion

People who have long-term food babies (people who are fat) have liposuction to remove some of this fat. In this instance, liposuction is the abortion of a food baby.
She said she spent the summer taking care of her sick grandmother and she lost weight because she had nothing better to do than work out, but she told me secretly that she really had a food baby abortion.
by IHeartFood October 19, 2010
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dung beetle abortion

A style of low-rent abortion performed world-wide. A large dung beetle or similar insect is released into a woman's vagina to locate and eat the fetus. Often results in disease and/or internal damage.
Mozambique has many back-alley abortionists skilled in dung beetle abortion.

Carla had a dung beetle abortion done and the little motherfucker bit off her clit.
by jkey December 6, 2007
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chicken abortion juice

A seasonal beverage also called egg nog. This chicken abortion juice is thick and delicious.
by Sam187 November 18, 2013
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