Bear AIDS

If you are infected with bear AIDS, from any commonplace bear, you will in fact turn into a Werebear, and your facial hair will grow extremely fast, once a month your will turn into a bear; when there is no moon, and you will have the opportunity to ravage the townsfolk with your furry muzzle.

Tom: "Wow, what did Ross do with that grizzly last night?"
DAVE: "I dunno, but I think he got bear AIDS"
Tom: "That's cool i guess."
DAVE: "No dude once a month he becomes temperamental and goes to town and kills folks."
Tom: "Oh well F*** that Sh!T!!!!

by r0ss1234 January 30, 2012

Gator-AIDS

When magic Johnson shares his Gatorade bottle with you during the big game

Magic J: Hey buddo have some Gatorade to help that thirst
Player: Thanks man "Takes a sip"
Magic J: HA HA HA, You have been Bamboozled, Now have a daily dose of AIDS
Player:NO MY VIRGINTY
Morgan Freeman: And Michael had to live forever with Gator-AIDS

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 17, 2017

gay aids

When you have gay sex and god fucks you up

"I had gay sex with my room mate and god said 'fuck you' and gave me gay aids so I stopped being gay

by Treebeaver March 2, 2018

Mega Aids

Stage 5 of Cooties.
Once you get Mega Aids, you won't revert back

"Dude, I wish I had Mega Aids."
"Bro, be weary of what you wish for, it might just come true."

by Jink Horberrett August 11, 2018

Poppa's Aids

Short version of a phrase describing a complete tool. Someone completely unpopular and irritating. Someone who can raise a collective groan just by entering a room. He's as "popular as aids" Often used to refer to ginger bastards.

Jonny Briggs is a ginger bastard who's as "Poppa's Aids"

by Tim Lister April 10, 2008

Cleveland Butt Aids

The act of taking your shit, and putting it into the girl you be fuckin, then you put your dick in your shit and fuck the shit in her butthole. After that you go to the doctor, and you get butt aids.

Guy 1: Holy shit i heard James got Cleveland Butt Aids
Guy 2: YOU GASSIN

by GABE_COFFEYYYY May 1, 2017

AIDS

AIDS or Alcohol Induced Drippy Shits, may also refer to a very unfortunate condition that can sometimes follows a night of heavy drinking. Accompanying your hangover AIDS will turn your dodo to liquid and make it very painful to pass.

Mike: Hey you want to go to that club again tonight?

Jake: Naw man, I got a bad case of the AIDS today, I'm not drinkin for a while.

by Buddly December 13, 2012