Loretta Sanchez

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a frozen burrito.

"Dude, don't eat that burrito!"
"Don't tell me that your sister pulled a Loretta Sanchez..."

by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw December 7, 2016

WILLIAM SANCHEZ

William Sanchez is a Hispanic boy who likes saying "Cause cause" when he talks.

WILLIAM Sanchez-" Do you wanna know something?"

PERSON-"YES SURE William!

"I LIKE SPIDER LASHES GIRL CAUSE CAUSE!"

by Jeferson Sanchez.012 November 14, 2020

Matt Sanchez

An alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. Matt Sanchez is the fictional half-brother of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. This is believable because noone actually wants to be related to Mark Sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.

Guy: Hey, my name is Matt Sanchez, brother of New York Jets starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway

by Sandycheeks1 December 14, 2013

Yuneski Sanchez

Variation on a rusty trombone. Sexual act where a man receives a rimjob, but is simultaneously circumcised.

Next time that uncut fucker cums in my eye, I'm gonna give him a Yuneski Sanchez.

by A. Cox Hucker December 12, 2012

Sanchezed the TP

The act of unrolling the toilet paper part way, then wiping a shit-laden finger on the tissue, then carefully re-rolling it. The future victim encounters a shitty piece of tissue, much to their horror and disgust.

Oh, gross! Some dirty bastard Sanchezed the TP and I got it on me when I was done taking a shit!

by The Pirate of Pissants December 24, 2013

ricoo sanchez

A broke ass nigga that tried to change his name for a new start.

He still broke and probably relies on his dick which is uncut .

Ricoo Sanchez old broke ass

by Sexymama July 24, 2015

Albino Sanchez

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez - It s where a man smears cum on the upper lip of the female creating the illusion she has a white moustache, similar to an Albino's hair colour.

Al gave Kaye an Albino Sanchez in the pantry whilst no one was looking.

by Ethal The Frog September 22, 2013