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Hair pains

(n) An ailment which occurs when hair stays in the same unnatural position for a long period of time (ie. a change in hair parting or direction). Symptoms of Hair pains are aching, twanging pains on the scalp when hair is moved or has pressure applied to it.
Occurs especially around times when hair has not been washed for a while.
Jen: Ohh I've had my hair in a tight high ponytail all day, I think I'm getting hair pains!

Emma: I changed my parting this morning for the lols and now my scalp is feeling the results; hair pains!!
by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011
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Tasty hair

A tasty hair is someone who has delicious looking hair. They are usually very weirded out when people start chewing on their hair but it’s just too irresistible.
Look at that tasty hair omg I’m so hungry now”
by Cannibal 101 May 22, 2020
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Hair-don't

An ill-conceived hairstyle, usually sported by professional football players. A particularly ridiculous but seemingly fashionable hair cut.
"Do you watch the world cup last night, did you see Ronaldo's new hair-don't?"
by Dunc Slamm June 22, 2014
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Hair Skate

A true homage to old-school hockey, the "Hair Skate" is commonly defined as the following:

i) A skating session in which the ice time is free of charge, and which generally involves small groups of hockey players taking part in a game of shinny.

ii) The act of applying grease to one's hair prior to the aforementioned game of shinny. May also refer to the application of grease to one's hair prior to any form of hockey, organized or otherwise. The name for this session is derived from the principle that asserts the application of the aforementioned grease to one's hair will enable one's hair to flow gracefully in the wind as they glide down the ice.
by Gineboxcaptain September 4, 2009
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Pineapple Hair

anix’s word for the green thing on top of spongebobs house
weow did you see the green thing on spongebobs house?

duh it’s pineapple hair
by moonangxel June 17, 2020
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acid hair

Is a phenomenon that occurs while a person is on acid.It is when your hair turns out awesome under circumstances where it absolutely should not.
lola:i just took the muddiest five hour hike wearing nothing but a satchel and boots

peter:it gave you awesome acid hair! lets go talk to the bunny in that tree
by lola 67 June 7, 2012
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PHK's Hair

PHK's Hair is the definition of absolute horizontality. PHK's hair is often/sometimes used to calibrate advanced astronomical equipment such as the Hubble Telescope, and other highly sophisticated devices.
Person A: "Wow! look at that guys hair. It's like a 100% horizontal"

Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"
by The Lizard Kingzzz October 12, 2011
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