When you had the flu or the cold and you recover from it, but still have a buildup of phlegm and mucus in your throat which makes you cough up into someones face. Then they somehow get sick even though you are no longer contagious and they blame it on you.
by Miraku, The Alter Ego November 23, 2019
Get the Phantom Cold mug.by Juulman May 23, 2019
Get the Phantom scruncher mug.The act of "going ghost" similar to Danny phantom from Nickelodeons show "Danny phantom" by butch Hartman
"bro I can't believe she just Danny phantomed me like that"
"Did you hear that but pulled a Danny phantom on Ashley?"
"Did you hear that but pulled a Danny phantom on Ashley?"
by B1ackwhirlwind September 29, 2019
Get the Danny phantom mug.It's actually like dicksand but not.. When you fall for a dick pic and that's all you get from the guy.. phantom dicksand
by DamnuDan October 1, 2017
Get the Phantom dicksand mug.An individual who takes a dump in a public restroom without flushing, usually in their place of employment or a place where they regularly poop. Generally, the phantom pooper abides by a set of ground rules:
1. Leave a phantom poop only if the restroom is empty so as to secure your anonymity. If another person enters the restroom while you are on the toilet, simply poop and wipe/flush as usual.
2. Throw no toilet paper in the toilet. This will allow you to show off your brown creation in its full glory, as well as leave the person who finds the phantom poop to think "Wow, no toilet paper, this must have been a ghost!"
3. Leave a phantom poop daily, ideally in the same stall at the same time. This will ensure general chaos and distrust in the workplace.
1. Leave a phantom poop only if the restroom is empty so as to secure your anonymity. If another person enters the restroom while you are on the toilet, simply poop and wipe/flush as usual.
2. Throw no toilet paper in the toilet. This will allow you to show off your brown creation in its full glory, as well as leave the person who finds the phantom poop to think "Wow, no toilet paper, this must have been a ghost!"
3. Leave a phantom poop daily, ideally in the same stall at the same time. This will ensure general chaos and distrust in the workplace.
A phantom pooper began work at Jame's office, creating chaos and distrust among his co-workers. Eventually they had to install sensor flushers in the toilets to foil the phantom pooper.
by Cornyhotdogs October 15, 2017
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by Marshmallowson November 22, 2017
Get the Phantom ring mug.Phantom feces is when you have to hold your poop for a long time because there is no place to go. But by the time you get to a toilet the poop is no longer there. It is a fantom feces.
"I have to poop so bad."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."
20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."
20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."
by StinkyTacoKisses December 2, 2017
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