Hot Jon

When a hot curling iron is shoved up someone’s ass, usually used as a threat towards someone.

You better watch yourself chase, or I’ll be giving you a hot Jon.

by Silverback6996 October 16, 2023

HARRY JONS

HARRY JONS is a word that you could use for a short person who could subjectively be as big as your big toe.

omg you look so HARRY JONS today lol

by sussyrooze July 24, 2021

Jon Fishman

The Drummer of Phish. The audial version of Bob Ross and blastoplast of the Death Star. The most underrated drummer of all time.

Nicknames: Fish, Henrietta, Tubbs, Friar Tubbs, Chuck Norris, amongst countless others

Jon Fishman tucking is great... You suck at tucking.

by Tweezedout January 3, 2017

jon zito

A huge ass fuckboy that has a one inch penis who's will cheat on the most prettiest girls ever.

Jon Zito is such a fuckboy and has a tiny dick!

Yeah! I heard he cheated on Taylor for Emma and Emma is ugly Taylor isn't!

by Jon Zito August 24, 2016

Jon Walker

The man with the Magnum Dong.

Jon Walker, in the showers: oh oh OH O, I dropped, my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G

by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018

toilet jon

Often shipped with Bryan Mendivil or anyone from the Newscapepro crew

Toilet Jon is better shipped with Zeres....

by Bidybab Afton November 11, 2018

to Jon-boat

1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.

Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.

by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018