gash hammer

Gash Hammer (n)

A tool of the mans arsenal. Often used for nailing or hammering a gash.

The man had a large gash hammer. I was frightened...

by Sam Feekins October 01, 2006

Fanny Hammer

A vibrator or dildo. So called as women can thrust it in and out of themselves with high speeds, hammering their vagina.

'Can you pick me up some AA batteries when you next go to the shop John, my fanny hammer's dead.'

by Randy Rob August 25, 2008

Hammer Sandwich

A threesome involving two women and one man where the man ties a strap-on to his ass and gets one woman with his natural penis from the front and the second woman with his artificial penis from behind...

Joey hammer sandwiched those two hoes from the club last night.

by Adeadlybiscuit November 05, 2008

drop the hammer

To perform an action without restraint...usually as a last resort.

That's it! I've tried to play nice with you, now you've given me no choice! It's time to drop the hammer!

by Kurogane7 November 23, 2010

gundam hammer

Gundam Hammer - A weapon in "Gundam." A chain with a rocket-powered spiked ball on the end. Yoshiyuki Tomino, the creator of "Gundam," insisted that "Gundam" was not just a giant robot anime, but a realistic show about war and humanity. Gundam Hammer was introduced, and critics said it wasn't very realistic. Tomino responded by saying that "Gundam" is only a giant robot anime after all.

well, a string on that suppposed REAL space ship's just another gundam hammer!

by Your August 11, 2003

sausage hammer

The act of slamming a penis onto the top of someone's head. Not to be confused with a cock slap, a sausage hammer relies on downward motion (as opposed to the side to side). Very effective when used to shock or surprise someone, very degrading when used during fellatio.

Mike typically gave Matt a sausage hammer in the locker-room every day prior to track
practice.

Will gave Cassie a sausage hammer after she failed miserably at fellatio.

by Steve Roberts III April 03, 2006

Twat Hammer

Adj.- 1.A word describing extreme anger.

Noun.- 2. A cock so large a womans cunt feels as though it is being beaten with a hammer.

Verb.- 3. the act of sexual intercourse. Also known as, "fucking,the nasty, backseat wrasslin', and twated."

1. "Ted stole my money! Twat Hammer!"

2. "Bob came over to my house last nite, and pulled out his Twat Hammer! I'm still sore!"

3. "Me and Pablo Twat Hammerd last nite!"

by tha ginga bread man April 22, 2009