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Ambulance Drive-by

When you have to pull over for that ambulance speeding past you
Guy 1: *driving*
Guy 2: Hey! Watch out, there's an ambulance drive-by comin up behind us!
Guy 1: Nonchalantly pulls over
by Aloushi May 7, 2015
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drunk driving

an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.
So what do you feel like doing tonight, actually going drunk driving or just watching it on TV?
by Nick D September 23, 2003
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hard drive

Man, New York to Los Angeles was a real hard drive.
by Doktorfunk January 17, 2007
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Disk Drive

When you are fucking her so hard your dick turns to auto drive
Mate did you disk drive her.

Yeah i couldn't stop i was going so hard
by Skradragons March 15, 2017
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5 and drive

A British saying when you’re at the pub :
‘Haven’t you drank too much to drive us all home?’

Nah mate, it’s 5 and drive - remember?’

Oh yeah! My mistake’
by fucktardtranslations June 5, 2020
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drive-by Christmas

The act of driving down the street and hanging out of the window, while whirling a present into the recipients yard shouting (in a Santa like tone) "Merry Christmas!". Drive-by Christmas.
Katie: Brian's whole family is out there!

Chris: Ok... (while sitting on the edge of a window holding onto the sway bars getting ready to huck a present into the yard)

The present lands side up in a foot of snow.

Drive-by Christmas.
by Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas! December 25, 2009
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drive-by watermelon

similar in principle to the drive-by screwdrivering, except that the screwdriver is replaced by a watermelon (or similarly bulky fruit)

the act of the drive-by watermelon is as follows:
-head to a local hangout frequented by chavs/general delinquents (McDonalds car park is usually a good location)
-pick out an individual deserving enough to receive the impending assault
-slow down the vehicle and wind down the window, then lob said watermelon squarely at the recipient's groin
-you may need to speed up and escape at this point to avoid retaliation, however the watermelonee will most likely be on the floor in pain, and his acquaintances will generally be too confused and too busy laughing at their unfortunate chum to raise a counter-attack.
-retire to a safe distance
the tracksuit-wearing yobs got what they deserved for a change when we rolled past and administered a drive-by watermelon attack
by D-Bizz November 16, 2006
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