chris

a douche bag who got raped:)

chris: danny your high ?
danny: shut up.
you got raped.

by jasmine(muffin) June 21, 2008

chris

is a prick and a bum and needs to get a life, job, girlfreind and also stop been a fucking bum bumming of some one else.

hes been a right chris and half.
(if you dont know what it stands for look it up on urban dictionary)

by george savinsky October 21, 2009

Chris

A selfish, gold-digging, hateful, gossiping, lying, vengeful, dangerous, and/or psychopathic female with bi polar tendencies.

My boyfriends ex wife is such a chris

by vacant March 2, 2009

Chris

A chris is someone whos a bitch

Hey hey what do you look like a hoe hell no you sit in the chris.

by tricell March 18, 2009

Chris

A queer who comes out of the closet, then denies the fact that he is gay only a few days later. He thinks that he is so smart but then fails at life.

GayQueerFagDumbFailChris

by XxALLSTARPROxX February 7, 2010

Chris

Causing all your friends, beyond all doubt, to believe with utmost certainty that the words you are speaking are 100% true and factual. Usually used in relation to killing the mood for jokes.

Me: I need a car bj.
Chris: I've had a lot of friends die in car crashes, and that was one of them.
Me: Huh, way to kill my hopes.
Chris: I think its funny you people still believe me.
Me: God damnit he pulled a Chris.

by Darth_Renatus March 26, 2012

Chris

a Foul Gypsy.

It's a sin against God to:
-help him
-love him
-smell him
- and tie his shoes

" You're a stinkin' Chris."

by TheWorldMayNeverKnow** February 26, 2009