Queer Tears

The feeling of depression that comes along with discovering that your crush is hetro and for that reason you can never be with them.
"Hey, you know that Mark Lee is hetro, right?"
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."
by Doc. Coc June 25, 2017
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Queer-Bag

Basically a douche bag, Except it's used for Queers, also could be a bag full of queers
God Issac is such a Queer-Bag
by OdaDdaT December 16, 2015
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alphabet queer

Someone belonging to the ever-growing group of letters LGBTQ...................

Someone who does not know their ABCs and is confused about life.
1-Hey did you hear the added two more letters to LGBTIQ?
2-Who did?
1-The alphabet queers!
by Holden Tudiks sw July 19, 2023
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queer key

a glorified form of being really homophobic, or just saying something that was a little insensitive.
"dude, you're being pretty queer key right now" "wow, that guy is being really queer key"
by missiwis June 03, 2019
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totsie queer

A totsie queer: someone who buries their queerness so deep they don't even realize they're queer because of denial. You can tell if someone is a totsie queer if they have never had a real girlfriend, is always in the friend zone, and even though this person rides a motor cycle, it just adds to the queerness.
Steven: why have I never had a girlfriend? I ride a Harley, have this awesome long curly hair, and I'm a really sensitive deep guy. I have no idea why girls don't want to sleep with me.
David: it's because you're a totsie queer. Wanna masterbate together?
Steven: okay!
by bitchesmcbitches12345 June 24, 2013
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Queer Jerker

A man that is so good looking he can turn an otherwise straight man gay. Immediately.
Brody: Brad Pitt looks pretty good for his age.
Tex: Yeah, he's a real queer jerker.
by Paleki09 June 27, 2013
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