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phantom crush

When you have a crush, or start to like someone you’ve never met before. You could talk everyday and facetime but be careful, this crush may be intense but could completely dissolved once meeting the person.
Friend: I meet this guy on snapchat and I think I have a phantom crush already..
Me: Be careful, you know those won’t last most of the time
by nikki.dove June 26, 2019
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Phantom Cold

When you had the flu or the cold and you recover from it, but still have a buildup of phlegm and mucus in your throat which makes you cough up into someones face. Then they somehow get sick even though you are no longer contagious and they blame it on you.
I am innocent and your accusations are bullshit, it's just a Phantom Cold for fucks sake!
by Miraku, The Alter Ego November 23, 2019
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Phantom scruncher

An apple scruncher who is illusive and gets away with it-phantom scruncher
by Juulman May 23, 2019
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Danny phantom

The act of "going ghost" similar to Danny phantom from Nickelodeons show "Danny phantom" by butch Hartman
"bro I can't believe she just Danny phantomed me like that"

"Did you hear that but pulled a Danny phantom on Ashley?"
by B1ackwhirlwind September 29, 2019
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Phantom dicksand

The dicksand you get.. When you don't get the dick!! There you have it folks- phantom dicksand..
It's actually like dicksand but not.. When you fall for a dick pic and that's all you get from the guy.. phantom dicksand
by DamnuDan October 1, 2017
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Phantom Pooper

An individual who takes a dump in a public restroom without flushing, usually in their place of employment or a place where they regularly poop. Generally, the phantom pooper abides by a set of ground rules:

1. Leave a phantom poop only if the restroom is empty so as to secure your anonymity. If another person enters the restroom while you are on the toilet, simply poop and wipe/flush as usual.

2. Throw no toilet paper in the toilet. This will allow you to show off your brown creation in its full glory, as well as leave the person who finds the phantom poop to think "Wow, no toilet paper, this must have been a ghost!"

3. Leave a phantom poop daily, ideally in the same stall at the same time. This will ensure general chaos and distrust in the workplace.
A phantom pooper began work at Jame's office, creating chaos and distrust among his co-workers. Eventually they had to install sensor flushers in the toilets to foil the phantom pooper.
by Cornyhotdogs October 15, 2017
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Phantom ring

The sensation of wearing a ring, felt between your fingers, except...you're no longer wearing the ring!
(Reaches down to twist ring nervously. Realizes it isn't there...)

"I just felt phantom ring."
by Marshmallowson November 22, 2017
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