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Message-bomb

When you are typing a message to someone (especially a long and meaningful one) and while you are typing it, they send you a message (usually a question) and you have to erase everything and change your entire message
Jake: So what happened last night? Did you tell Ella that you like her?
John: No, I was typing, and then she totally message-bombed me and asked me to tell her the answers to the homework so I never got the chance
Jake: hate it when that happens
by SadMostDays December 20, 2013
mugGet the Message-bombmug.

self-message

A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are

a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"

"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
by Portmaguese July 13, 2012
mugGet the self-messagemug.

message chaser

Person who keeps on toggling between social networking sites like Facebook and email websites like Hotmail, often vainly searching for messages during obviously bad times, like when most people are sleeping or working.
Don't be such a message chaser! Get off that effin' computer, go to Target and buy that toy for the kids that's on discount, before the animals grab it up!
by pentozali September 8, 2010
mugGet the message chasermug.

Message tees

Message tees are a great way to spread the word visually and make an impact. Your message tee can contain one word, words, images, art, photos, a combination. A form of spoken word poetry, a call to action. A great way to talk back. Multilingual message tees would express the value of our nation’s great strength, it’s diversity.
What would your message tee say?
Have you seen the latest keep your head up soldiers of justice and true American values message tees?

I want in on new wave artivism message tees.
by anonymous July 14, 2019
mugGet the Message teesmug.

Multiway Messaging

When two people go through many different mediums of communication (e.g., texting, IMing, facebook) to talk to each other. This phenomenon tends to happen a lot in this world where we have so much technology and social networking sites available to us.
"I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies"

"I texted my friend so she emailed me back so I facebooked her and she tweeted me so I IMed her and then she called me. Multiway messaging FTW."
by LiveXAndXLearn February 3, 2012
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National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to message there girlfriend whenever she says to
Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day Boy: Ok I will give you a mess age
by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021
mugGet the National Message your girlfriend daymug.

Text message schizophrenia

When the text message sends but the image doesn’t send
I hate when I get text message schizophrenia—my message sends, but the picture doesn’t send cuz of the damn GREEN TEXTS
by DrGigglyAss August 13, 2025
mugGet the Text message schizophreniamug.

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