Sad Pickle

A small penis that can not get it up no matter what, while completely sober.

I did everything I could think of and still he had a Sad Pickle.

by Madness83 August 25, 2016

down sad

so horny that you're depressed

scoutster: 'I am so down sad for alex bro.'
xanny: 'lol'

by deeznvtssss January 28, 2022

Big sad

Sad but bigger

You are giving me the big sad

by Barrack_Yomama February 7, 2021

the big sad

when you are extremly sad

and depressed.

me: im having the big sad
friend: ooooh holy fuck i need to take you to the goddam hospital

by thesickomodeman January 28, 2019

Sad Harzel

A solo guy lettin himself have it with his clothes on.

I was lookin at some porn then got side tracked by this classic sad harzel vid

What was the set up?

Dude was in his basement-nook in a crop top and women’s yoga pant—full self-care style, just gettin it and givin it.

by MatrickPahomes February 29, 2020

Strong Sad

The sad depressed "rinocerous" on homestarrunner.com. No one really likes him. He's part of the brothers strong but his brothers are all mean to him.

I'm sad that I'm flying

by coolpersonyo August 29, 2003

SIRIUSLY SAD

The mood of disappointment and gloom brought on by the new SIRIUS channel lineup.

When I opened my email this morning and discovered that the BreakBeat station on my satellite radio was replaced by pop hits, I became SIRIUSLY SAD.

by missprettypink December 9, 2008