by Bruvbird3435 November 6, 2020

this is how i make my baked beans:
step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl
step 2. put bowl in microwave
step 3. microwave for 45 seconds
step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden
step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave
step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster
step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy
step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin
step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently
step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge
step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices
step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)
step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl
step 2. put bowl in microwave
step 3. microwave for 45 seconds
step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden
step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave
step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster
step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy
step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin
step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently
step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge
step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices
step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)
by allenkey March 30, 2025

Different colored chili beans that have come from space. They give you the on demand Pressure gape with out eating a bunch of different concoction of foods. It only takes one bean at a time to have a single use of a Pressure gape.
by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021

The act of a woman dipping her clitoris on someone's forehead while they are passed out! The female version of t-bagging
by Dipping Beans Mcklowskie April 5, 2017

"SHIT, I got a bean cocktail in my 50 cent hotdog"
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."
by Dinker Chog November 27, 2017

Let's go cook some beans.
You look so bean right now.
Do you wanna bean later?
It's bean time.
Pass the bean.
You look so bean right now.
Do you wanna bean later?
It's bean time.
Pass the bean.
by thebeanman420 November 18, 2019
