Leaf monkey

An African American who smokes marijuana leaf is labeled as a leaf monkey.

That leaf monkey stole my cannabis!

by Poussypoumper May 23, 2019

Monkey Squad

A bunch of wild kids who go around doxing and swatting streamers.

"did you hear monkey squad doxed that kid"

by FortnitePill June 28, 2021

Asphalt Monkey

Teenage asphalt ape, hasn't reached puberty or acquired a long list of crimes on it's record, yet.

"Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."

by Johnny Walker 777 May 16, 2019

squash monkey

The feeling a gay guy gets when he sees a man and gets erect.

Gay guy 1: look at that guy over there I obviously have a squash monkey
Gay guy 2: omg thanks for pointing that out

by james2187 June 2, 2014

Travis the Monkey

Travis the Monkey is a naughty chimpanzee who tore off some chicks face and got shot

Dude 1 : "Yo you heard of Travis the Monkey"

Dude 2 : "Yeah he fucking ripped off his owner's friend's face like a feral barbarian"

Dude 1 : "Gnarly dude"

by uelhades February 2, 2021

monkey justice

to train a monkey to shoot to kill,and protect your person,and property.

the security warning sign in my yard readsmonkey justice.

by Nogunsnofrowns November 1, 2013

Dick monkey

A way of referring to someone who is a real pain in the ass. This expression can be used for anyone as long as they are annoying you. The words 'dick' and 'monkey' must be separated in some way (usually by a space) and cannot be one word. The word 'monkey' comes from the constant child-like behavior from a Dick Monkey.

My brother was annoying me so much last night… He was being a real dick monkey

by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014