this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass
by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.
by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

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by SuchBackSmacker March 13, 2025

by pink_dog24 October 13, 2019

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.
by BillieTB November 10, 2020

by Tweet th March 12, 2018

September 27th will be the day you will be able to slap any girls or guys ass and not get in legal trouble.
“ I really want to slap Amy’s ass, but I don’t want to get into trouble.” “Don’t worry! Today is national slap ass day!”
by Tn1yah September 26, 2022
