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March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass
me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month
by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020
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Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.
Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.
by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025
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slap

Friend: “Let’s meet at Chick-Fil-A.”
Me: “Alright, slap”
by pink_dog24 October 13, 2019
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National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.
Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!
by BillieTB November 10, 2020
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noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent
Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright
by Tweet th March 12, 2018
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National slap ass day

September 27th will be the day you will be able to slap any girls or guys ass and not get in legal trouble.
“ I really want to slap Amy’s ass, but I don’t want to get into trouble.” “Don’t worry! Today is national slap ass day!”
by Tn1yah September 26, 2022
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