Shmack job

The act of recieving or giving oral sex for heroin.

Girl: You have any heroin? Guy: Yes. Girl: Can I suck your dick for it? Guy: Yes. Shmack job..

by Dhomas Tickerson June 14, 2011

straw job

when a girl is so into a blow that job that she drinks your jiz

Bruh my girl is crazy. She gave me a straw job last night.

by (:)]+< November 3, 2010

Job card

A discussion that one brings up when hitting a dead end in a conversation about illegal immigration, claiming they are stealing work from americans.

Those mexicans are stealing jobs from americans.

No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.

by VirtualWaffle November 18, 2010

Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.

Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.

by Brodg10 May 2, 2010

flo-job

when a girl has a period on partners face

damn we got so drunk last night i though she was going to give me a flo-job

by big manny May 12, 2009

plop job

To defecate on someone, usually for sexual pleasure.

Did you hear how kinky Mike is? He let Collette give him a plop job!

by Marcus F. February 8, 2007

border job

when a classy mexican hooker takes a shower with you then procedes to give you a blowJ whilst you wear a rubber.

"Wow I really want to get a border job while we're down here in Acapulco!"

by twizm12 January 16, 2008