My Little Pony Steamer

When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.

Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.

"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"

by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022

Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”

Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.

by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023

little quack

not a duck, just quack.

yo is that a duck?

no dude, thats a little quack. GET IT RIGHT

by LittleQuack December 7, 2021

dysfunctional little fuck

Not operating normally or properly or unable to deal adequately with normal social relations.

You're a dysfunctional little fuck. One phone call could get you onto Ricki Lake.

One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!

by de-pube November 30, 2022

little brown stick

A symbol of strength and unity among friends.

Bro 1: That object right there is a symbol of strength and unity among friends.

Bro 2: Ah yes, a little brown stick.

by Thrympyr November 28, 2020

Little Mikey

Jessie's boyfriend who has a small dick and gets very grumpy/horny when she calls him at 4 AM

Little Mikey gets mad when I say I am more dominant than him

by thatbitchinthecorner December 28, 2019

silly little bean sprout

what raymond and connor call eli and klitz as a joke

raymond: “be right back you silly little bean sprouts”
eli: “ WHAT THE FUCK”

by lukewarm water July 29, 2022