John Eichberger

A Hard ass dude

John Eichberger is a hard ass dude

by PickleHD July 25, 2016

St John's School Boy

A good looking and handsome boy. Cool to talk and joke with but will chop you by hook or crook.

I like that St John's School boy. He really deserves the J Town green top

by J Town boy June 3, 2022

John

A typical specimen of John is on the heavier side, and also on the darker side. He shares many similarities with an ape, and he's likely a fiend for bananas. His intelligence leaves much to be desired, but he manages. All Johns have one thing in common: Taylor Swift Fangirling. John is an absolute fiend for Taylor Swift, and will go to any lengths to get his grubby little hands on her music. A typical John outfit is something akin to a jean jacket, with some plain colored shirt, and jeans. John has lofty dreams, and he hopes to one day establish the Fifth Reich. Undoubtedly, John idolizes someone named Adolf. He also smells.

Person 1: "Man, did you catch a whiff of John today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he smells like a used toilet!"
Person 1: "Man, how John of him."

by johnhater123 January 30, 2024

john

john is a boy from Sudan who always has Yongo he can lie like the devil and he his very tall and is fine looking

john

by cyrus james August 8, 2019

John Cena

You can't see him.

where is John Cena, i cant see him.

by jirgjieughinb May 23, 2021

John Wicked

When a candle moves instantly to your stop loss, instantly killing your play.

"Bro I just got John Wicked out of my position!"

by TheOfficialDoc October 9, 2025

john dreiling

It means to just do it, to say yes to something, without thinking about it too much, no matter the consequences, with the risk of resulting in severe injuries when not successful.

John: Are you gonna send it?
Mary: Send it? I'm gonna go full John Dreiling on this shit!

by wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf January 23, 2020