Dick Butter Stick

A solid block of cum the size of a fairly large butter stick.

“What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s my dick butter stick.”

by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022

Butter Button

When a man pulls his dick out and ejaculates into ones belly button

"Oh shit i pulled out and gave you a butter button"

by Patriquee von seiddit February 15, 2018

Mackerel butter

The art of enjoying the butter mackerel was cooked in

Graham enjoyed drinking mackerel butter from the tray

by Haggi baby June 5, 2018

peanut butter eater

When someone licks the shit stains out of your underwear.

Tony is a peanut butter eater.

by Fagbag6969 August 19, 2016

peanut butter

Using a man’s cum to make butter and sprinkling peanuts on the top

“Hey how did you make that peanut butter?”
“i came”

by peadough April 27, 2022

double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

by Don Cager February 18, 2021

Peanut Butter Shuffle

When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.

Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...

by DangerFinger June 28, 2015