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Tristan: Naru you look terrible!
Naru: I know, I had a zero-day.
Nik: Welcome to my world. Want some of my moonshine? Anyone got shoeglu?
Naru: Go away homeless man
by snootsnoot July 23, 2016
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Dark Days

A period(pun absolutely intended) of puberty where a male teen would feel horny as shit and masturbate several times a day. It will only become Dark Days if the addiction left the body before adulthood. So adult perverts by definition never had a Dark Day because they never left it.
My Dark Days started because some anime comic artist just decided to make their creations too "cute" which absolutely burns my 13 year old brain like diesel and turned me into a pervert. Luckily I have left my Dark Days by considering just how degenerative that is and I have started a new life where peace and happiness last longer than a masturbation session.
by Geese Couch Taming November 9, 2021
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dislecksia day

a day to celebrate dyslecksia
Skai- aww mahh gaddd it be feelin like dislecksiau dey
najeeb- it is dislecksia day, lil skai jackson.
by imdislecksick December 17, 2019
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All in a Day

All in a Day means how many awesome, iconic activities in a city that can be squeezed into one full day.
Created in Vancouver, the All in a Day VanCity event ran for 24 hours. Vancouver iconic events started with 7:00am yoga followed by snowshoeing, snowboarding, biking, gourmet lunch, kayaking, golfing, gourmet dinner, ping pong, and all night dancing.
by allinadaycreator May 22, 2013
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Jenny Day

A day of happiness and light - everyone needs to have fun and be happy!
Come eat cake with me on StJenny Day! - St Jenny is great! - we all love it!
by Em13131313 May 30, 2019
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Tard of the Day

when someones so retarded, they dont deserve the 're'
used as an insult to a friend who has done something paricually stupid, or retarded. Two or more people must agree that this person is a retard. They are stuck with this title for the remainder of the day and must hang their heads in 'tarded shame.
Becca: *comes into school wearing odd shoes*
group of scene friends: TARD OF THE DAY
Becca: *hangs head in shame*
by Lips.Like.Morphine May 3, 2007
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No Panties Day

boy on november 30: hey you know what day it is tomorrow?
girl on november 30: oh fuck, no panties day?
by chingy allah November 22, 2019
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