stand for shit

Something will not matter if such an occasion should arise

we will force them to the hot gates where their numbers will stand for shit

by Benjamin Lax July 27, 2008

shitting tears

a silly goofy way to describe how hard you're laughing at something, mostly used over text

person 1: *sends meme*
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!

by isorib July 17, 2022

Shit Platter

A meal commonly eaten by young men who live alone or with a male flatmate.

The "Platter" mainly consists of Birdseye and Bernard Matthews chicken/turkey products such as Chicken Dippers, Golden Drummers, Mini Kievs, Chicken Chargrills and the like.

The "Platter" is usually served with a side garnish of Onion Rings, Breaded Mushrooms and of course, chips/fries of your choice.

Alright Cornelius, I've had a proper shit day at work, what you having for dinner?

Just a couple of Golden Drummers, Chicken Dippers and Curly Fries, maybe a couple of other bits of delicious frozen meat covered in golden breadcrumbs.

Fuck me!! A you having a Shit Platter!!! Do us one as well please Geez!

by CaptainRyeboto March 4, 2009

shit sauna

When you shit and then hop in the shower, and end up bathing in your steamy shit smell

I had to shit so bad before my shower, I made a shit sauna.

by Geoffthebrotherhoodandmarsha November 12, 2013

Drinking Shit

The massive bowel movement you get the morning after a night of moderate to heavy drinking.

Andy woke up with a hangover from the night before and immediately had to take a giant drinking shit.

by Hoju123 November 21, 2009

shit talker

a lowlife who gossips behind other's backs, most likely ugly as fuck, and weak as hell. the funny shit about these pussies is that you can talk shit in their faces and they wont do shit.

I fucked that bitch up last week for being a little shit talker!!

by TKM213 February 20, 2011

Frodo Shit

A Frodo shit is one that destroys the ring

After eating nothing but pork and lard, my ring was destroyed by a Frodo shit

by signorpudgio November 22, 2011