Conveyor Belt Syndrome

The rushed feeling you get from walking on the ground after running on the treadmill. Someone with Conveyor Belt Syndrome walks 1.5x to 2.0x faster than normal.

Bill: I just got off the treadmill and I feel like I'm walking twice as fast as normal.

Bob: Yeah dude, you've got Conveyor Belt Syndrome.

by kiwigummy September 4, 2011

Doppler-Bell Syndrome

A malady contracted by conspiracy theorists whereby one believes that hurricanes are "steered" by doppler radar sites. When doppler sites are overlaid onto a map of Taco Bell locations, the same conclusion can be drawn. Targeted Individuals are particularly susceptible to this grave condition. 5G is also working its way into the mix.

Doppler-Bell Syndrome appears to be most prevalent in and around the gulf states.

by LanceBoyle August 17, 2018

Female Teacher Syndrome

When you think your female teacher is absolutely smoking hot but in reality it's because she is the only (or least unattractive) female teacher.

Jim: "Mate, how fit is Miss Lee?!"
Dave: "Come off it, blatant case of female teacher syndrome there"

by FatherJim May 19, 2015

Penis Disease Syndrome

Penis Disease Syndrome is a disease that infects many males which gives them a penis which can be both good and bad, there are also cases of it being Fatal Penis Disease Syndrome which makes your penis extremely long

"Hey, Noah! You have fatal penis disease syndrome!"
"No, I don't."

by GenerousWombat83 June 2, 2020

Conditional Hilarity Syndrome

Where, if you hate someone, nothing they say will be funny to you, no matter how funny it actually is. Additionally, when you like someone, every little thing they say is funny no matter how stupid it actually is.

James- Hey guys look! (makes unfunny face)
Hilary- Hahaha! James you're so funny!

Hank- Man Hilary must really have Conditional Hilarity Syndrome because that was the least funny thing anyone has ever done on planet earth.

by Sleet October 5, 2009

Angry elf syndrome

A disease that causes one to be extremely short and small and have extreme anger issues.

"Dude he looks mad"
"Ph don't mind him he's just got angry elf syndrome"

by Heyitsdaddyacids December 12, 2016

Chronic Fan Syndrome

People who obsessively become a fan of anything on Facebook that they see, regardless of whether they agree with it's title or if they know anything about the subject. Done consciously or not, these people may be fans of hundreds of items, people, phrases, and feelings.

*Gets on Facebook and sees feed*

Jasmine has become a fan of Bruce Lee, Not being in a coma, i hate winter!, looking in the fridge over and over again, and 23 other profiles.

Ben has become a fan of Stop joining so many facebook groups! and 14 other profiles.

*Astonished*
"Damn, all my friends have Chronic Fan Syndrome! Oooo, those profiles look nice..."

And the cycle continues.

by Uge1 February 5, 2010