autizmo monkey

Someone who is sped beyond comprehension.

Example 1

Bert: Haa heehaa heehee boogers be yummy ooo mmm mmm mmmm yummy yummy yummy

Connor: Shut the fuck up you stupid ass autizmo monkey.

Example 2

Jake: Yo, there's 3 squads fighting at the congonguous building in the distance, I'ma go rush them

Steve: Ay bro, don't be an autizmo monkey pushing 3 squads.

by Papa Muey December 16, 2022

Freezing the Monkey

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"

My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.

by Gay porm May 14, 2023

monkey rich

Used to describe someone who has AIDS/ is HIV positive.

That bitch has AIDS, that’s a monkey rich hoe!

by the special sock April 16, 2020

Monkey shoes

Shoes With a big ass monkey on them

Person 1: oh shit nice monkey shoes

Person 2: thanks bro

by Yomommafat July 20, 2022

monkey springs

A black man's pubic hairs

I went to the bathroom, and Ty left his monkey springs all over the floor.

by Chefs kiss November 18, 2022

Butt Monkey

A man that never does his expense report and lies to his wife delaying the expense report by a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey.

by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022

Vanilla Monkey

A white person that acts like a black person.

Jaden is a vanilla monkey.

by Lewis90 December 31, 2021