jack austin

The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.

I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.

jack austin by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020

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jack alan coleman

Jack Alan Coleman is a stupid nigger who thinks getting in everybody else's business is okay. He thinks he is mature but in reality he makes everything about him because he insists on being the center of attention. Mr Coleman has an online girlfriend, they have been online dating for a year now. He thinks just because hes kept a relationship with one girl for so long means every girl is the same way, forcing himself into situations that don't even involve him! Jack Coleman is disliked heavily by his peers at times, for very obvious reasons.

Person 1: You know Jack Alan Coleman?

Person 2: You mean that nosy british guy? yeah, he sucks!

jack alan coleman by grxcemxrtin April 7, 2020