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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025

First World Guilt

Describes the situation in which one is about to throw some shit away then imagines a kid in Africa in a predicament of exaggerated poverty: dirt huts and all, causing said person to think twice about throwing that shit away.

Guy 1 stares at his somewhat empty plate of food. He’s full. The amount of food that’s left isn’t really enough to justify saving it for later, but it’s still enough for one to consider continue finishing it.

Guy 1 just decides to get up from the dinner table and throw it away. As he walks over to the trash can and opens it, he pauses. Guy 2 notices.

Guy 2: “You good?”
Guy 1: “Just.. feeling that first world guilt”
Guy 2: “Dude you’re a bitch.”

by kfalcon June 26, 2025

Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar

Carpal tunnel air guitar is a phrase used to make fun of the way Richard Jordan (WingsOfRedemption) shakes and flicks his hands back and forth to regain the feeling in his hands due to having carpal tunnel syndrome. He does so in a way where it looks as if he is playing the air guitar when attempting to regain blood flow in his nubs. Richard’s Constant shaking and flicks his hands has also been compared to a person doing jazz hands, but the most common way it’s interpreted is him playing the air guitar!

“Hey Richard can you play the Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar?”-Viewer
“Mawds ban this guy, he’s making of me having carpal tunnel syndrome and it’s not funny, so ban him thanks in advance.”-Richard

by UncleTomDaJigga August 10, 2025

Papua New Guinean Sandwich

When you make bread/dough, but instead of using oil you use your semen, you bake two slices of it and emit as much bodily fluids/solids on one slice as you can, and put the other piece of bread over it, which is then shared between you and your significant other.

Ken: "Bro, my girl is so fun, we just made a Papua New Guinean Sandwich together"
Chris: "Damn bro, did you guys eat it?"
Ken: "Nah I just fed it to the dog."

by We can officially be friends. November 30, 2025

Black Magic 2 Community NSFW Guidelines

Black Magic 2 Community NSFW Guidelines are rules set up in order to prevent NSFW content from being posted in the Black Magic 2 Community server.

TL;DR, free strikes.

Wow, I just got a strike. Thank you so much Black magic 2 Community NSFW Guidelines! You're very helpful towards the community!

by Orangano April 21, 2019

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

The thing that pops up when you make a definition on Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this

by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024