Double tunnel buddy

When you and your bro have both taken down the same chick via both tunnels (vaginally and anally).

“Bro! Are you my double tunnel buddy?”

“Don’t even tell me you double tunneled with that Lindsay chick, bro”

by BuffyTheManSlayer September 16, 2018

Double Ham Suck

When two women 69 and suck each other's ham.

I would pay money to see Kate and Jenny in a double ham suck.

by Dickers.0 February 18, 2015

Double-Down Syndrome

When someone has twice the effects of down syndrome, (only reach 2 feet tall, and only live to the age of 20) , and they always double down. They are very poor with money, and are not very good at gambling.

"Man we kicked that midget's ass last night in the club at Hold 'em"
"Yea I know, he musta had double-down syndrome or somthin'; he never could go a hand without double-down'. "

by 17link7 December 30, 2014

double-wide queen

A trailer park ho who likes to bang refinery workers, rodeo circuit riders and other ignorant redneck types (including family members).

Her step-daddy is on his long change between shifts, so they're locked up for at least two days playing double-wide queen.

by Walter Gonzo April 28, 2012

double-crossover act

Someone who crosses over between two distinct kinds of cultural audiences, but sells out the values of one or both of those audiences.

You are not a crossover act you are double-crossover act and have sold out everyone.

by Glasnostishalfempty January 1, 2014

Colombian double cross

When your getting a blowjob from a person presumed to be female. They kick you in the balls. Then when on your knees with your mouth open in a expression of pain. They whip out their dick and shove it in your mouth.

I was getting a great hummer behind hobby lobby, then she pulled the Colombian double cross on me. I don’t know which part was worse.

by War.D.Bandit January 4, 2020

double muffin muncher

A sex act where a guy eats a muffin or any food of his choice while simultaneously having sex in the shower, combining the greatest earthly pleasures of food, sex, and hot showers into one act.

"Yo, I heard after pilates, Brandon did a double muffin muncher with his girlfriend." "No way, I've been wanting to do that for ages, but due to my unrelenting sexual anxiety, I am devoid of the masculine confidence that is required to have a sexual relationship." "..."

by burntmilkshake December 9, 2020