When your doing anal and the bitch suddenly has explosive diarrhea on your dick, providing extra lube.
Your sister and I had a chocolate fountain in your room last night.
Is that why my sheets were brown?
Is that why my sheets were brown?
by Your real dad756777 March 5, 2019

A bbc that has the complexion of milk chocolate.
by Milkchocolatebbc February 5, 2025

by Fogly September 27, 2017

The act of putting your dick in your partners ass, having them take a dumb while its in there, and then having them push your dick out with the turd. You then push it back in, and continue for as long as you want.
by Potatonado December 20, 2021

A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.
Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.
by nabnab1305 March 6, 2016

by hazelbeit April 14, 2018

by Closecomic October 1, 2016
